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About Complete Bollocks

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Complete Bollocks is proud to be complete bollocks. Here are a few notes on our attitudes and visions

Complete Bollocks is not just conventional tosh. Our background includes political compete bollocks, industrial and commercial complete bollocks, complete bollocks that comes from people listening too hard when you have had too much to drink (probably the best complete bollocks in the world) and complete bollocks as diversified as to who should run the nations railways to why Corfu might or might not be a good place to go and live. We mention these because, although they are set at a distance from conventional bollocks, they are not low or casual bollocks, but bollocks where a lack of quality and attention to detail clearly bring serious risks.

We bring skills and experience from complete bollocks, along with good commercial and innovative judgement, and an unwavering belief that if we do not preach complete bollocks, someone else will.

Most of all, we propogate World-Class Complete Bollocks.

World-Class is not a reflection of the quantity of ordinary bollocks, it is to do with attitude and a belief in World-Class values. Values such as flexibility, innovation, integrity, strength of character and good humour. These are the values that separate complete bollocks from ordinary bollocks.

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